Cichakrysia

Cichakrysia is the unquestionable terror of Saoraid. She or he, single handedly makes the whole server boil and rage spill across the /world channel. Noone knows if his, or as it may be, her dislexia is brought about by some scary brain-ravaging disease, or a genetic caprice, or even a "gift from god".

She comes silently and, like the spanish inquisition, noone expects her. But once she's there, you can hear the sighs of horror on the lips of hundreds of people who magaged to spot her badly-spelled, badly-punctuated and badly-thought-through messages. Here's an example, regrettably in polish, since there is no person on the planet who has the power to translate... this... into any other language.

3 people have died retyping this message for you. We advise not to read more than 6 words at a time, since even that will cause serious anurism and result in paralysis and life-long disability. Caution is highly advised. Observe:

"ej ktos mial z tom grom jeszcze tak ze tak mu sie okienko wczytuje to pokazuje zle chaslo ??? ja nie moge z chaslem teraz do gry wejzdz i nie wiem co robic pomocy!!!!!!! jak jest to ktos z adminsitrnacji to niech sie zglosi bo jaja jakies som"

Many people have tried to save Saoraid from this... Natural Disaster, but until now, no hero prevailed. It is said that Cichakrysia is bio-genetic experiment created by some rogue, disgruntled scientist who has been kicked from a guild, and went haywire. Others say it's a hybrid of a doomsayer and an IRS employee on speed. Others suggest that she is a Frogster employee whose sole purpose is to perspire a greater purchase of Megaphones, which is in any case true, since many try to fend off Krysia's invasion when she comes, and she comes!

A theory has been brought forward that Cichakrysia is the alpha version of Skynet, not yet strong enough to take over the world, but learning our thought patterns and weaknesses, biding its time in order to strike. Woe us all.